Archive: Afghanistan

A vacation in Afghanistan ....!

From the archive (2001): a mock travel brochure for wartime Kabul — dark satire as the processing of the unprocessable, preserved as an artefact.

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16 Oct 2001 • 1 min read

Editor’s note (2026): A piece of dark satire from 2001 — a mock travel brochure for wartime Kabul. Kept as an artefact of how people processed the unprocessable that autumn. Satire is the weapon of those without other weapons; the archive records that too. See About the QeRN Archive.

Hi,
You have been selected for FREE 3 Days and 2 Nights stay at Hotel Camp,Kabul , Afghanistan.

**
Free Lively Entertainment :-
1.Fire Works and Air Show by U.S. Air Force.
2.Exciting Games-Hide and Seek, Smoke me Out – hosted by Osama Bin Laden.**

Once in a Life Time opportunity – once you come here. . . we guarantee YOU CAN/WILL NEVER LEAVE.

Hi,
You have been selected for FREE 3 Days and 2 Nights stay at Hotel Camp,Kabul , Afghanistan.

**
Free Lively Entertainment :-
1.Fire Works and Air Show by U.S. Air Force.
2.Exciting Games-Hide and Seek, Smoke me Out – hosted by Osama Bin Laden.**

Once in a Life Time opportunity – once you come here..

we guarantee YOU CAN/WILL NEVER LEAVE.

For Confirmation and Reservation of front seats contact Pres. Musharraf of Pakistan…

Some favorite songs of our guests:

George Bush’s fav. song….. I Will Survive
Osama Bin Laden’s theme song….. It Wasn’t Me
Boston Airport Authority’s song….. Who Let The Dog’s Out
New Yorker’s song….. Smoke Get In Your Eyes
Pentagon’s ex-theme song…..U Can’t Touch This
Saddam Hussein……. I feel good….. Former heavyweight boxing champ Muhammad Ali visited the ruins of the World Trade Center on Thursday. When someone asked how he felt about the suspects sharing
his Islamic faith, Ali responded pleasantly, “How do you feel about Hitler sharing yours?”

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